terrible!?! Squidward: I'll tell you what's terrible. PATRICK SAD! Opposite Day (9.2) SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! I mean, goodbye, Squidward! Isn't Opposite Day. Episode 9 Nature Pants (9.1) Squidward: He took off his pants. Plus, a bonus! Well, there's your paycheck anyway. Krabs: It's not the boots, it's the bootee! Err, um, the person in the boots! You're a great fry cook, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: You really think so, Mr.
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Squidward: How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?! Episode 8 Sandy's Rocket (8.1) SpongeBob: So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me! Patrick: I didn't even know! SpongeBob: Well, I've got you now! Patrick: Oh, but it's not you that's got me. SpongeBob: Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun. SpongeBob: Play dead! Squidward: I wouldn't let that thing into my house even if it was potty-trained! I didn't need to see that. Watch this! How many fingers am I holding up? Jellyfish: 1, 2, 3. Squidward: That's no pet, that's a wild animal. Puff: What are the consequences of what I've just done? Jellyfish Jam (7.2) SpongeBob: Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidwardiard! Squidward! Look at my new pet. Puff: I can, at least, let you wear it until tomorrow. Puff: Uh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. SpongeBob: Aw, tartar sauce! I guess I won't be needing this. Puff: SpongeBob, are you okay? SpongeBob: I overdid the speech again, didn't I? Mrs. A small salad? Bubble Bass: I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease. cheating! Episode 5 Pizza Delivery (5.1) Squidward: Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?! SpongeBob: I can't, It's for the customer! Squidward: Who cares about the customer? SpongeBob: I do! Squidward: Well, I don't! SpongeBob: Squidward! Home Sweet Pineapple (5.2) Squidward: SpongeBob, is it time already for you to ruin my day? Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? Don't start without me! Episode 6 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (6.1) Barnacle Boy: Time to come out of retirement! There's evil afoot! Mermaid Man: EVIL! Where is it? Barnacle Boy: There it is! You know what this means? Mermaid Man: Donuts! Pickles (6.2) Squidward: Let me guess, Tiny. Puff: It's okay, SpongeBob! You can cheat! Cheat that way! SpongeBob: No! I'm. I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me! Boating School (4.2) SpongeBob: I'm cheating, Mrs. And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend STEALER! Um. Squidward: AAAH! SpongeBob: Squidward– Patrick. Episode 4 Naughty Nautical Neighbors (4.1) SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the world. Plankton: Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? SpongeBob: I. You could say we're friends, right? SpongeBob: Um. Episode 3 Jellyfishing (3.1) SpongeBob: Welcome home, Squidward! Patrick: Merry Christmas! Plankton! (3.2) SpongeBob: Plankton, what are you doing here? Plankton: I just want to talk. blowing bubbles! Ripped Pants (2.2) Lou: May I help you? SpongeBob: I'll take a banana split. I thought I.! Huh? SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents! Squidward: Right, like I would spend a moment of my time.
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Episode 2 Bubblestand (2.1) Squidward: Now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Reef Blower (1.2) (Non-speaking episode) ( SpongeBob: You!) Tea at the Treedome (1.3) Patrick: When in doubt, pinky out. Krabs: Well lad, it seems like you don't even have your sea legs.
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